The weekend that changed the world


The Meltdown
This story is about a tragic mistake for the United States and the rest of the world, about a bank which busted the world. The day was September 13, 2008 and Lehman brothers was hemorrhaging money. CEO of various banks like Merrill Lynch and Barclays were told to be at Fed and everyone had a feeling that this is gonna be Armageddon which might shake the American economic might. Prices are dropping since May but in the last 10 days before the collapse, it has been a free fall as shareholders were dumping stocks. This marked the beginning of Sub-prime mortgage crisis and two rivals – Bank of America and Barclays were eager to sue. Because of the Lehman's massive property investment and expanding into lucrative new products, less regulated market and highly complex products led to an unforgettable event in the history of credit crunch. Richard severin a.k.a "Dick fuld" the then CEO of Lehman was admired and feared in equal measures was held responsible for this catastrophe. Investing in the commercial property seems to be the tipping point for Lehman brothers, risk was the name of the game.

American real state prices sky rocketed after 9/11 because government was supporting home ownership since it is good for families, economy. Loan was imparted to risky clients which were also called NINZA loans – No income jobs or assets loans. Banks traded these with each other calling them high quality, low risks assets. Lehman Brothers was borrowing, which we call leverage, which he used to play the property market and it multiplies profit/loss when prices of properties rises/fall but that oasis was a mirage. Dick fuld looked forwarded to Bank of America and Merrill Lynch to rescue, but unfortunately Bank of America bought Merrill lynch and all the hope rested on Barclays. There was a lot of Lead weight on the balance sheets. Lehman is so big to be allowed to fail or pass away and If the Lehman couldn’t be rescued before the markets open, it will be too late but deal cannot be closed with Barclays even. After Merrill Lynch and Barclays walked away, it was time for plan C, but there was no plan C. 158 year old firm which survived the great depression and two world war passed away. The share prices which were at 4 $ in 1994 raised to 85$ and finally plummeted to 3 cents. This was an end of an institution which was one of the originators of Wall Street and it sent shock waves across the world. This was single largest bankruptcy in the history of mankind, 10 times larger than what I remember the case of Enron was when I was in school. Lehman’s transactions worldwide are really complicated and few really understood them. Housing market damaged financial system which ultimately damaged the economy and this led the shutdown of day to day funding of the businesses which gets their basic funding from these financial institutions.This was an extraordinarily loss of confidence. No one anticipated that they were in the midst of more severe world wide economic crisis. Finally Barclays purchased European operations of Lehman at much lower prices than what it would have taken if bank would have been sold. The biggest reason for this was they thought they were invincible and everyone knew that the world will never be same again.


Summer of  ‘08 - Mistakes which worsen the crisis - The good times
This was the time when you can have investment tips from the road side paanwaala as everyone thinks of himself as being enlightened with all the worldly knowledge of share market. People were making lots and lots of money and spending as if there is no tomorrow. London and NY which were known as Jewel centers of the world. On both sides of Atlantic more people are buying their homes since banks had started lending this “free money” practically to almost everyone. A new generation of lending companies cropped up targeting common public who could be land owners having bad credit rating and to the banks the borrowers are known as “Sub Prime”. It all started when I was an year old, i.e. in the year 1987 when Alan Greenspan was elected the chairman of Federal reserve, a person who thinks that market can take care of itself. After the 9/11 interest rates gone down and With the low interest rates, investors had started searching for new lucrative investment options and here comes the option of investing in Real state. Investment banks like Ameriquest mortgage were paying agents heavy bonuses to give away the loans to sub-prime borrowers which made them less interested in doing the background checks and thus risky lending practices became the commonplace in the mortgage industry. The banks repackaged and resold the products among themselves and the risks attached to the financial products were hugely under estimated but they forgot that we are operating in an integrated world economy and they all went down with the fall of real state prices and this is the time they realized that deficit do matter. Fall of Berlin wall was obviously one of the most critical geo-political events and the reasons for this crisis were geo-political, triggered by sub-prime crisis as markets were deregulated more than ever leading to losing the quarter of their value overnight and brought global economy to its knees. This was the first when NYSE closed for the first time after our own great depression.This was one serious loss of confidence and banks stopped lending to each other and interest rates for the business houses also raised, this was an emotional drain in a panic driven market.


Fall of 2008 - Back from the brink
The financial engine bringing down the country and leaders sitting in the national capitals thought we really are at the verge of great depression. Stock market was in a nosedive, it was definitely a financial tsunami. Banks lost confidence in banks and charged each other double for short term loans overnight as 20 year global boom was over. There was no credit in the world and stable flow of US dollars froze and not just in US of A. The self-regulating market is finished  and banks capital was spiraling down and the simplest solution was to pump in the money i.e. "Re-capitalizing the banks" as the stakes for the whole world were huge. US treasury had to come up with a plan to buy these toxic assets and spent 85 billion dollars to save AIG but there is no white solution and it has been 10 days since the bill was stuck in the political corridors for the amount to be finalized. The motion was not adopted after voting in the senate, 11 days wasted and still no solution was reached and stock market crashed once again, the lending rates between the banks sky-rocketed. It took almost 4 more days to pass the bill and by then damage was done. All over the europe governments were bailing out banks after banks to avoid the complete shutdown of the banking machinery as banks like RBS, Barclays were running out of US dollars. It was a bold move with far reaching consequences. This first line of defence was led by Britain and US followed. Treasury will purchase the equities in wide varities of banks and diverted the money from buying the toxic assets to buying the shares. Loan guarantees and money injection finally stablized the economy. Had we not have that British announcement, we would have been in a very different place and by the end of the year, policy makers were assured that cash machines will stay open. Governments of various nations had pledged or spent 6 million dollars to get out of this chaos and now every single government profess the need for a strong regulation.

You didn’t have to have a fancy financial degree to know that rates cannot grow always(I-am-saying-so-because-I-don't-have-one) and anticipating that something is terribly wrong. I think there should be more regulations along with liberalization and any Crisis is because of human nature and no one can escape a situation like this unless we find a way to change the human nature. I think US Treasury should have stepped in the turmoil as the destruction followed is many fold as problems need to be fixed before they get out of proportions. No two crisis has anything in common, except for humiliation and reckless love for the money(again-love-is-injurious-to-health). My father says that the ecnomies and most of the trade runs on trust which we held in each other and this is one single thing which was shaken to the very core and the final cost will not be known for years.

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Software Engineer 2.1 at 24

Recently I turned 24, in a part of the world where life expectancy of humans is around 75 years. And just so you know, I am a software engineer (And-that-my-friend-is-what-boredom-is-all-about), so you don't have to employ a large number of your grey cells figuring out what I have been doing all these years. Yes I rush from one meeting to another, attend the free seminars sitting on the second last row and sleeping like a crocodile. I did a training which is of no relevance to me, and now it seems just a formality and then after I was discharged in some forbidden project where I don't get complete information from one person and need to gather it in bits and pieces from many people. Doing a job in IT is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab and an extra class with some homework every day for the rest of your life.

Some people consider me a Nutcase as I work with a small organisation named (Impetus-something) which I have to repeat at least twice as they know Info*** and TCS only. There are some morons out there who think you can fix any age-old computer, calculator or some forbidden watch. I feel incredibly dumb when someone asks me, "What exactly do you make, Beta?" and my vocabulary seems helpless to answer this question if the other person does not know anything about the miracle called computer. I work in a building which looks more like a lime disease research facility and a canteen where they serve some sort of kryptonian mustard (although-I-can-have-minimum-of-three-servings-of-it), which otherwise only Superman can eat. And the icing on the cake is, if your workstation is beneath the A.C. at 16 degrees Celsius, welcome to the frozen hell.


The height of frustration is when an old loser friend earns as much as 5 times you. Half of your senses should be kept in reserve for chat and the other half for your manager; one is not supposed to worry about the deadline which your Team Leader gives you as it is a dummy date which was given to him by the Project Manager so that the project gets released before the actual deadline given by the client. People here work for five days doing something which they do not care about so that they can have fun on the weekend. If the company gives you a Blackberry or a Laptop, it is a moment when your personal life vanishes in thin air and your happiness gets screwed. You can imagine your supervisor saying "I am going to finalize the requirements, in the meantime, you all start coding". You think a relationship is ready for a permanent commitment because you calculated it all through a complex geometric progression and almost all of your sentences start with "statistically speaking" or "technically speaking". You and your partner think it is time to have children when you've agreed on the requirements, design, have come up with a good naming convention and you clearly understand the pros and cons of multiple inheritance.



I was born intelligent, but IT ruined me and look how wasted I am, as my life is more of a To-Do list and people groan at me if I pick out a musical number, as I sound like a cat being run over by a lawn mover. I remember half a dozen passwords and my 4 octet IP address, but I have to call my cousin's children "kiddo" as I don't remember their real name. The fun center of my brain has deteriorated from lack of use. I have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work as I launched a DOS attack on my own Wi-Fi network to check its vulnerability. I actually use 31 different products of Google and willing to pay someone as much as 10K for returning my hacked account. The sales persons at IT festivals cannot answer half of my questions. I like junk food and caffeine, I am nocturnal and try to fix every hardware problem with software.

This is one age which see a lots of turmoil in all walks of life and when responsibilities grow exponentially, one is pressurized to switch the company to rise up on the corporate ladder or go for a post graduation otherwise the family starts searching for a bride for you. It is like a do or die situation. Now I am less of a human being and more of a resource. There is a piece of dialogue in Spiderman which is one of my favorites. When Peter's uncle Ben says to him, "Peter, these are the years when a man changes into the man he's going to be for the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into. This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up, doesn't give you the right to. Remember: with great power comes great responsibility." I firmly believe that this period is the continuation of my formative years where a person develops some principles and continues to live by them throughout his life. So here I am, polishing the routine of my life until it reaches perfection (which-I-know-cannot-be-reached). Whatever it is, this is the chronicle of my life and sometimes I feel terrible about it. Anyways its time for a weekly roommate meeting. See you all next week and for a software engineer, they say he never dies, he just logs out. But for now I am logging out of blogspot.com. Good night! :)

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High's and Low's, Adios 2009

Well, to be honest, I thought a lot to find something to start this post but could not get anything newsworthy. Nothing splendid took me by surprise in personal, social or professional life in 2009 but it has been a significant year in the life of our nation as Indian National Congress has emerged on the horizon, with a clear majority whereas NDA continued to face behavioral issues, Slumdog millionaire turned more than enough i.e. fetched us a good number of academy awards, Indian cricket team emerged on the horizon and became the #1 Test cricket team, under the able captaincy of "Mahi", global economic crisis remained a big pain in the ass for almost the entire world, Nandan seems to have a family recipe for providing a Unique Identification number, else it is impossible to provide it within the promised time frame and countless other things occurred in this part of the planet but the environment has really gone for a toss, guys.

New year comes every year, so what's the big deal about it. Most of us have seen quite a good number of new years in our life, so what's big about this one or for that matter, any of the new years. This could be just a change of calendar at your place or just a month after December, but to some it's a paradigm shift or it's just like the words said by Neil Armstrong "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind" after setting foot on moon. But I fall in the first category, so its just that I will get another version of Windows operating system to crack, will send SMS to most on the phone book, will reply to the scraps on Orkut, will call the ones more closer to my heart and exchange pleasantries, follow our president who will continue to inaugurate many projects which will not see the light of the day, will witness my fish turning lazy and crazy, will continue to miss late night show of Doordarshan and a lot more. By the way, I wanted to take a moment to thank all my readers who have shared their experiences and opinions to help me improve and turn me into a blogging freak of bloggerville and have started sharing my secrets on this space.

In hindsight, pink is a pretty color but life has a whole lot of other shades too, most of us are grey shades, and that is what I think makes us human. So cheers to other shades of life and cheers to life as life should be like a occasion and we should try to live to the fullest. 2009 has seen loads of highs and lows, a lot of blue days but some were really bright too. You know that's why they call it life and it's like that only. Anyways I wish you all a clean bill of health from your dentist, may your mortgage interest rates do not rise, may your mid year salary reviews be significant, may you find a "fota-fortcut" to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour and get sufficient parking space, may God impart you the courage to say "I Love you" once in a while to your friends, family and everyone who cares for you and not to your boss and may what you see in mirror delights you and others and you can say to yourself "You do not have any right to look this smart".

I have not buttoned up my final list of my New Year Resolutions although it has been 72 hours past 2009. I am in the middle of nowhere, don't know the purpose of my life, don't know the reason for the things I am doing and still I want to sing "Aal Izz Welll...." . Anyways, after an enjoyable new year night which was like a marathon to me, and a long day or three of senseless time killing, I am making promises to myself which I know I won't keep. It about 3ish in the morning and I am crazily tired and I’d like nothing more than being snuggled into bed right now. Mmmm, bed. This is me waiting for a better tomorrow, and hoping that the things will take better shape in the new year.

Happy New EAR ;)

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